Kelis | Hooch

Warm Water (Figgy Remix)
A message from Anonymous
Hi. I really like your lipstick color in your icon photo. Do you mind sharing what shade/brand it is?
A reply from handaxe

omg not at all! I love talking about make up. I’m wearing MAC “Diva” with “Nightmoth” lipliner. 

*hops on broom*
*flies to MAC counter*

A message from Anonymous
I wanted to know your opinion on Jon Hamm being upset over the media pointing out his bulge in a suit. If you are not familiar with the situation he was photographed with the outline of his penis showing, and the media pointed it out. He says he is upset that people seem to only pay attention to that, and doesn't like that he's been turned into a "meme".
A reply from handaxe

*Christina Hendricks rolls her eyes in the background, takes a drag from her cigarette*


do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals